... I've made a blogspot...

...since they seem to be what all the cool cats and anyone who wants to be an internet tough guy I thought where better to expand my e-peen than a big internet toilet full of verbal diarrhea (of the written variety).

Whilst randomly browsing the blogs here I discovered that most of them have a severe case of noonegivesashit-itis, including this one. Most of them included someone rubbing their face (or cock) over the keyboard for about 15 minutes then inserting random semi-humorous pictures that everyone has already seen hoping that people who haven't seen them will think that the poster is clever and witty so they can feel better about their boring day jobs and think they're important.


Look, I'm funny rite?
Cool, +1 inch.




Now then, onto the task at hand, "Blogs that actually matter" time.

I shall begin with "Bandicoot Snack Shack Crack Track Pack Whack Tack Lack Smack Rack..."

http://bandicootsnackshack.blogspot.com/

...Mac. (I'll stop now)

Whilst I normally approve of and get a certain amount of satisfaction after reading Matthews blogs they begin to lack originality and often end up being about something that annoyed him or found humorous enough within the last 5 minutes to write a blog about. This post will then include a brief description of the event followed by extensive use of the words "Fuck" or "Fucking". Then inserting a random picture from google and introducing a new subject which will often (if not always) resort to him talking about a film of some sort.

SACK! Sorry, couldn't resist.

Although to be honest whilst its fruitful content may not be falling from the tree of originality I can't deny that it is consistent... and it is Matthew Mortimer, which makes it more than enough for me. But I must say that the content of your blog should be confined to either podcasts/voiceover video thingy majigy... or myspace bulletins.

In other words. Make a Podcast you lazy fuck. :)




Onto number two... of two because I can't be bothered to write much more.

It's all just a matter of not knowing what the hell prodigality is.

http://itsalljustamatterofprodigality.blogspot.com/

Ashleys' blog is pretty much what a blog should be about... Ashley.
Well, I say that but that's what the typical use for a blog is, and my god it is brilliant. Brief updates on what's happening in his life regularly posted including suggestions of general interest that makes you actually want to go and do these things because the blog is srs bsnss... but it works because it has the necessary balance between the two and isn't full of bullshit that you'd expect from a 1970's rodeo.

Although the whole blog can suck my dick because I've never had a mention. (Gief)
Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

(Just kiddin')

I know I'm sort of going against my own blog whilst saying the stuff in those reviews but I never claimed to not do those things, so ner.

Gonna start making these more regularly. Noone will read them. Coo.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.








...Whack.